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School Reunion Booklet Questionnaire |
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This
questionnaire is just for fun. You will notice there is no SUBMIT
button. If this kind of thing is offensive to you, PLEASE DON'T
READ IT. If you have a question or two that you believe that
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Marital Status :
married
married but what the Hell
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not married
not married w / baggage
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Are there any classmates
you are hiding from ? yes no
Who ? ( just the names now )
What would you pay to
stay in hiding ?
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Do your children make
fun of you and call you OLD or OLD-FASHIONED ?
yes no
no but , they're still
young , so they still respect me.
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Worst high school memory
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Companies that screwed
you and we should all avoid :
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Boyfriends / Husbands
or Girlfriends / Wives that screwed you and we should all avoid
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sex questions - review at your own risk - watch your blood pressure |
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It's been said that WOMEN
reach their sexual prime in their forties.
WOMEN:
IS it true:
yes no been so long, not sure
yes
but married what's sex
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YES - I can't get ENOUGH
!
Does your partner agree
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yes no I agree, husband disagrees
my
girlfriend never complains
WHO NEEDS A PARTNER ?
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.Male sexual prowess is strongest
when we are in our twenties.
MEN:
SO, how did you do ?
just fine (4 wives and 11 kids)
could have been better (especially if I wasn't married)
sure, I had plenty of boyfriends
what's sex ?
Can you still GET IT UP
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yes no been so long, not sure
yes
but married what's sex
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If divorced, how much
did it end up costing you ?
cheap under 5 grand over 10 grand over 20 grand
to painful to talk about - I'll
be paying my attorney for the rest of my life.
Would you recommend your
divorce attorney ? yes no
Their name & phone
number :
Would you recommend your
spouses divorce attorney ? yes no
Their name & phone
number :
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If your husband left you
for a younger woman, did you :
accept it go on a drinking binge
go on an eating binge pour sugar
down her car's gas tank
cut his face out of every
picture and threw away anything with a monogram
kept the kids, the dog, the pictures, the
records, the car, the house . . .
got a new commode and bathroom floor
started dating younger
men (in their 20's)
lost weight and had my
breasts fixed (and
he paid for it)
wrote her name and phone
number on the Men's Room wall
Did a Lorrana Bobbot on
the bastard
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If your wife left you,
or you had a nasty divorce , did you :
accept it go on a drinking binge
buy a red sports car pour sugar
down her car's gas tank
started dating younger
woman (in their teen's)
lost weight and had a hair
transplant (need
all the help I can get)
wrote her name and phone
number on the Men's Room wall
posted naked photo's I had
of her on the internet
. .what news groups ?
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Now that we are older,
do you think sex is :
not all that it was cracked
up to be
better now that I'm older
worse now that I'm older
what's sex ?
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Which CAR did you own
that you still wish you possessed ?
Which GIRL did you date
that you still wish you dated ?
Her phone number?
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And just whom do you hope
/ plan on spending the night with ?
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It's been suggested that
we apply a sticker on your name badge to identify if you are
married, single, available or other. Which sticker should we
order for your name badge ?
MARRIED AVAILABLE VIRGIN
NO STICKER PLEASE (still hoping to play the field)
MAYBE AVAILABLE MAKE MINE
A RAINBOW
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